Don't worry, Dad isn't choking me...he's just burping me. (It actually goes in reverse order...bottom pic first.) I'm a gassy little boy...I burp and fut a LOT...especially fut! Mommy and Daddy can tell when the fut has doodoo cuz then it's juicy.

I have two more packs of newborn diapers so I better hurry up and use them cuz the elastic is cutting into my legs already.