I HATE being swaddled. I HATE not having my arms free. I HATE sleeping on my back. I HATE when my diaper leaks and gets shishi on my clothes. I HATE when I sleep for a long time, get up and want to look around, and people think I should go to sleep. I HATE that the nipple only lets out one measly drip at a time when I'm hungry. I HATE when I'm so hungry that I start slurping and dribble milk all down my chin. I HATE when Mommy and Daddy don't understand what to do to make me comfortable. I HATE when they laugh when I'm crying. I HATE when I'm sleeping and I grab my own hair and pull and make myself cry. I HATE when Mommy and Daddy spit on my face when they're making this sh-sh-sh sounds, especially when they have morning breath.